Hooray!!! Mom got out of bed and took me on a morning walk!
We crossed over River Walk...
... and found a park a few blocks away.
They were everywhere. Must. Get. Squirrels.
It was a frickin' squirrel-fest. One guy was having a spa treatment:
|Do you mind? I'm tryin' to relax, buddy ...|
I think I must've ticked him off or something. The little stinker taunted me from a tree.
|Woof you ... Woof you ... Woof you ... Woof you ...|
Then he made an inappropriate gesture. Disgusting.
|Let's Git it ON, Doggy|
That dude was cray-cray. He jumped from the tree limb.
I took cover -- he barely missed me. Whew.
Then he came at me with everything he had. I channeled my inner Bruce Lee and kicked the crap out of him:
|Hai - ya!|
Then he ran like away like a coward.
So I chased him down, then round and round:
I guess I made him dizzy. He changed tactics and actually tried to romance me:
|I ain't no dummy... I'm gonna git you, you varmint!|
Then he scurried back up the tree. Dang. If only I could climb...
Right when I had him just where I wanted him, Mom said we had to go back to the hotel.
I was pooped by the time we got back to our room.
Mom and Dad ditched me when they went lunch at Cantina Rio on River Walk, so I took a much-needed nap.