I sounded a low warning growl, but my mom shushed me.
So I growled again.
My mom told my dad I musta been having a puppy dream but I persisted.
I had to bring out the heavy artillery—I actually barked.
Alert! Alert! An intruder! WOOF!
That got my dad’s attention. He looked out the window and saw a black abyss. But then he heard it. That creepy sound... Hee haw.
I'm holdin' out for a squirrel. So I went back to sleep.
Get ready for some real exciting action here, yeah...